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Blog Post #3: Cyclops Tinder

Was this a hopeful story or a sad story? Discuss why you feel that way?
This story shows the optimism that a lonely cyclops expresses. Because of his living circumstances (and the fact that he is a monster), he defaults to feeling as though there is a woman who might love him someday. He puts all of his cards on the table and expresses himself fully, hoping that a girl will come along and become attached to his true identity. These attempts are fruitless, however, and “cyclops15” knows that. He knows that women will “choose other men: men who like to think about feet, men who have thick back hair, men whose greatest pride is the time they flew to a nearby nation and tried to deplete its stores of alcohol…” (Ausubel, 2014) The cyclops admits to his flaws by stating, “I can’t ski. I should be better at basketball than I am. I don’t eat vegetables. But my eye is blue, and it’s pale and it’s beautiful.” (Ausubel, 2014) The cyclops recognizes that one of the only features that he has makes him both adorable and deplorable.
Do you think that the Cyclops will be successful in luring love back to his cave? Why or why not?
The cyclops will not be successful in his attempts at luring a lover to his cave. He is interacting with humans via the internet, so theoretically he could lie about his life and his appearance. Though because the cyclops is truthful and blunt, he will only be successful in scaring away any potential “love” from his life. Although he makes a life with him sound majestic and romantic by promising that he’ll “call you Aphrodite and smell the sea in your hair and shuck oysters for you from the depths,” he also beckons for his potential love interest to “come with [him] and be adored, deep below the earth.” This statement would certainly frighten any sane human woman, for not many choose to lead a life in the caves anymore. The cyclops should look for a mate of his own nature if he wishes to be fruitful in his efforts.

Works Cited

Ausubel, R. (2014, June 9). You Can Find Love Now. The New Yorker. Retrieved September 28, 2016, from http://www.newyorker.com/2014/06/09/you-can-find-love-now

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